If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
These tits shall not be calmed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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