It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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