Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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