Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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