at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
