quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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