sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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