Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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