S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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