Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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