so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Barsexuality is the new black.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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