I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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