since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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