had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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