Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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