Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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