We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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