Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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