dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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