Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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