i already hear my dad disowning me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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