FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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