at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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