i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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