This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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