She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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