I murdered the dance floor call the cops
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It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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