It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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