Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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