We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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