Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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