i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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