IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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