It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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