I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just want nice things and good sex
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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