you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Mom said you looked used
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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