Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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