She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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