i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just gift wrapped bread.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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