Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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