I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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