these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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