I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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