Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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