You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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