If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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