I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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