My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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