Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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