Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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