So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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