he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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