took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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