the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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