in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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