it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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