my soul wont recognize me after tonight
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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