I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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