i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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